
Look, sometimes you don’t want something that smells nice. Sometimes you just want a little bit of light. Sometimes you just want a f*cking candle.
8oz: $12 +shipping

No one can deny the convenience of an ebook, but sometimes you simply miss the olfactory smackdown given from a shelf of old paperbacks. This candle gives off the rich, Earthy aroma of old books. It’s a perfect gift for the book lover in your life or to tuck away in your favorite reading nook.
8oz: $12 +shipping

Secret Santa, Yankee Swap, whatever you call it, this hand-poured soy wax candle is the perfect gift for a co-worker, friend, or relative who enjoys the Christmas season, a good joke, and the fresh pine scent of a holiday wreath.
8oz: $12 +shipping

Don’t just quit your job, quit in style! Inspired by the Great Resignation, the vanilla aroma from this candle will serve as a pleasant reminder of the fresh start your soon-to-be former employer will endure as soon as you’re gone.
8oz: $12 +shipping

Inspired by the terminology of the TikTok age, our Seggsy Time candle will fill most rooms with a robust floral scent. This candle makes for a great Valentine’s Day or anniversary gift (or a great way to set the mood for a night in with that special someone). DISCLAIMER: If sparks don’t start flying as soon as the wick is lit, we hate to break it to you, but that is 100% user error.
8oz: $12 +shipping
This one is for the guys! Despite the preconceptions, most men don’t want their area smelling like a dank, sweaty gym sock dungeon. If you’re looking to fill your office, bedroom, or manly sanctuary with a pleasant aroma that’s not overbearing, this candle will fit your needs.
8oz: $12 +shipping